Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me, and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men," he said, "Oh yeah, me too, I really like buff guys." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML
Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML
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Jaxro 6
How does one spark a conversation about liking rugged men?
BigMac_fml 0
Eh could've been worse, he could've been one of those weird dudes who insists on talking about the rash he gets when he sits near an attractive girl for a long period of time and then asks if you want to see.
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Comments (153)
I_hate_preps_ 0
Wow...This Kinda Makes Me Mad IDK Why But It Does Maybe It Has To Do With Me And 2 Of My Friends Being Bi
starberries 0
Ooh, you didn't get to hook up with a random guy you sat next to. Your life is so hard. Actually, that was a damn weird way to start a conversation. He may have been straight and just trying to shut you up. You sound like a ******* creep.
rozieslothinator 0
you shouldve wished a cute STRAIGHT guy would sit next to you
FAYUL12345100 3
He has probably received crap all his life for being gay, and you think you've got the short end of the stick?
asianinvasionn6 0
Sure, you lost what could have been a filrtation, but you totally made that kid happy by talking about something he's interested in (: You're a good person
hateevryone 15
you wanted a cute guy.....now you got him. Good luck with that.
7sevensevenseven 0
thats disapOinting
LilToonchiii 0
you shouldve wished for a really straight guy.
stevenmx86 8
You're pathetic for trying to pick up a guy on a plane in the first place ..
mylyfesux98 3
all the hot guys are either gay, taken, crazy or assholes...