Love and Injury: Romantic fool

Romantic fool

By Idiot - 22/08/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML

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By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 00:36 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

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By Sawarski - 07/01/2013 20:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML

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By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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Joe Smooth move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 09:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML

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By PleaseDontHateMe - 20/09/2016 16:42 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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By nitroman64 - 30/07/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML

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By scaredofcutouts - 10/10/2012 21:44 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML

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Saturday 22 August 2009 23:32

It's a good thing your wrist didn't break, because that's all the action you're going to be getting for a LONG time.

CFR 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:29

Not really cute, no... so how pissed is she?

Comments

DeathShad0 1

Sunday 23 August 2009 1:49

Don't worry. She'll forgive you. Unless she's a heartless bitch, than she probably won't forgive you.

blinddate 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 2:03

That has to suck. Fyl indeed

chowyuk 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 2:19

ydi for being a dude and trying to do something to be cute your like a 12 year old girl flipping her hair to be cute

Eschen515 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 2:28

At least she has another hand

star_ver 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 2:52

Lmao, that's hilarious. I put YDI for that epic fail, but FYGFL (**** your girl friend's life) XD.

Rathmec 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 3:12

Isn't it funny how fast things can go wrong?

jonny2x4 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 4:47

YDI for attempting such a douchebaggy move. You watch too many sitcoms you retard. NO PUSSY FOR YOU!!!!

EcGyMz 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 4:48

wow you suck. ydi for being retarded

echarperouge 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 5:05

Shouldn't it be more along the lines of "Today, my boyfriend surprised me by jumping on and breaking my wrist, FML?"

FMLreactor 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 5:21

I thought the last sentence was nicely put in there, made me laugh. FYL though.

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