Weird, Cars, Ecology and Transportation: Road rage

Road rage

By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 13:47 - United Kingdom

Today, when I stopped at a light, I tossed a banana peel into a field along the side of the road. The man behind me got out of his car, picked up the banana peel and threw it back into my car at me. When I tried to tell him it was biodegradable, he told me to "stop making up words." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2021 02:01

Today, I found a banana peel on the clean floor. My 4-year-old son said that he was playing Spider-Man and trying to slip. I picked it up and while walking to the kitchen garbage can, slipped on the actual banana. I slid across the kitchen floor, fell, and bruised my tailbone. He laughed. FML

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By Operation Yewtree here I come - 26/09/2014 20:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML

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By ThatNewCarSmell - 01/10/2014 16:53 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, a coworker filed a complaint against me, all because I ate a banana at lunch, which he claimed is "threateningly sexual", whatever the hell that means. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

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By ManagerWithoutRespect - 05/12/2016 05:14 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, one of my co-workers threw a piece of garbage at the waste bin beside me. When it missed, he said, "Aw, I missed the garbage... and the bin beside it." FML

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By vixenscars - 19/01/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

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Meme life

By Anonymous - 02/02/2023 22:00

Today, I tripped on an actual banana peel and fell over in front of my crush. I'm pretty sure that's the closest I'll ever come to being a meme. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By fml - 25/04/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, I was walking through town when I saw a plastic bag on the ground. Trying to be a good citizen, I picked it up, intending on throwing it in the trash. When I looked up, there wasn't a trash can for another hundred feet. So I put it back down. Now I've got a $200 fine to pay for littering. FML

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Friday 1 October 2010 19:14

Why would you throw a banana peel on the ground? Don't you watch cartoons?

Moniquepeeters 0

Friday 1 October 2010 19:09

hahahaha! That man is not the smartest :D

Comments

DankAssKeefSlump 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 1:30

It would be gopd for the plants and shit

Spirit_Of_Nature 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 1:49

owned !!!

mariakcee 3

Sunday 3 October 2010 4:34

I seriously thought this was going to be a Mario Kart reference when I initially skimmed through it.

GoingHaunted 0

Monday 4 October 2010 6:38

wow what an idiot

A_black_dude 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 1:02

rednecks

MissAbreaBaby 1

Tuesday 5 October 2010 18:44

that's gay. i wouldve punched him.

sandstorm57 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 3:44

HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA! What an idiot!!! Sounds to me like he's some sort of stupid hippy dropout

badphoneguy_fml 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 8:38

why cant this shit ever happen to me? perhaps i look mean or perhaps i dont eat bananas.

SwiftKick2DA 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:59

did you take the little sticker off the banana? that's prob. what he was upset about...

XtremeWonders 0

Friday 25 March 2011 3:09

That guy is an idiot.

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