Today, a guy drove straight into an intersection, running a stop sign and narrowly missing my car. I had to swerve into a snow bank to avoid him. He stopped long enough to see that I had a toddler in my car, before flipping me off and driving away. FML
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Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, my toddler bolted in a parking lot, running through lanes of cars, right past a man, and forcing me to drop everything I was holding and catch him. I gave the man hell, demanding to know why he didn't even try to stop my child from running into traffic. He just said, "Not my kid, not my problem." Asshole. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
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alex_the_tiger 14
Did you see his plates? If so report his sorry ass.
Grauncho 27
I'm getting road rage by just reading this right now.
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JKPwnage 27
**** that guy.
Witchylady 17
What a dick!!!! I hope you got his licence plate and report him to the police!!!!!
BigMac92 11
This wasn't in Russia, was it? I feel bed for you OP, two of you babies almost paid the price for so dicks carelessness. I hope the other driver gets his license taken away
Dodge4x4Ram 46
don't report him to the cops, a waste of time, give me his info
jroxs13 4
I kind of doubt this guy's story...and here's why. First off, how do we know the other driver saw the toddler? The toddler is in the back seat, right? Now the main reason I doubt the story...well I was in a similar situation the other day...and I almost think this OP could be the other guy. Now what happened to me is I tried stopping at an intersection....and I slid into the middle. Now this guy looked at me like I was the devil, and kept mouthing things to me and pointing at the stop sign. He was clearly upset when I had obviously slid into the intersection since it was snowy. I was no where close to hitting the guy, he was still at a standstill. And I didn't flip him off either... My point is that guy would likely tell a similar story to what the OP wrote... There's two sides to every story. I highly doubt it happened like the OP wrote.
nick3600 22
He got his license from a cereal box
how_to_implode 17
I really don't understand people like that. I honestly wonder if they're some alternate species. Stuff like that makes me really mad.
Tthug 34
Same thing almost happened to my mom with my two little sisters in the car. Good job avoiding getting hit with the little one in the car. People are assholes. Hope the damage isn't too bad, but either way you protected the most important thing.
mariof13579 4
I bet it was all the toddlers fault,he might be some evil genius who planned the whole thing and the other driver was his accomplice so the kid could collect the life insurance and the guy was mad because now he doesn't get his cut. Either that or the other driver is just an asshole. I'll let you decide.
Dohnut94 7
Hope you and your precious cargo are ok. What a dick, one day, he'll grow balls & feel guilty. Until then, just be glad it wasn't worse!(: