Today, a guy drove straight into an intersection, running a stop sign and narrowly missing my car. I had to swerve into a snow bank to avoid him. He stopped long enough to see that I had a toddler in my car, before flipping me off and driving away. FML
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Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, my toddler bolted in a parking lot, running through lanes of cars, right past a man, and forcing me to drop everything I was holding and catch him. I gave the man hell, demanding to know why he didn't even try to stop my child from running into traffic. He just said, "Not my kid, not my problem." Asshole. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
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alex_the_tiger 14
Did you see his plates? If so report his sorry ass.
Grauncho 27
I'm getting road rage by just reading this right now.
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Comments (85)
SamCat 21
I'm glad you guys are ok. My 6 y.o. and I were hit by distracted driver 6 days ago. We have a lot of back therapy for the next few weeks. For now, count your blessings.
Waredo_Dyrge 11
Hopefully that douchebag will get into a wreck and end up a quadriplegic. He deserves it.
nightstalker282 6
What a total douchebag. Hopefully he decided to park his vehicle in a snow bank in the middle of nowhere and is still stranded.
alicat13 12
Ever stop to think he might have hit black ice?
yeongji 31
I couldn't agree more with you. After all, OP is responsible for the other driver's actions and the possibility of there being black ice. Oh yeah, and he totally deserved being flipped off. (facepalm*)
DanielleinDC 33
Nope. If it genuinely were an accident--he hit a patch of black ice or something--he would not have flipped off the driver he just sent careening into a snowbank before driving away as if nothing had happened! He's an asshole, and I hope the cops catch up with him somehow, whether it's for what he did to OP or is caught doing it again elsewhere.
cyndustry 3
That was not a baby, it was a beanie baby :/
sabrinalynn22 19
Karma will get his sorry ass but for right now let's all be grateful the baby is OK. That's what is important.
robertmil90 10
call the police
jeriaslovesyou 16
Wow what an asshole! Did you see his license plate?
dreadbeat69 12
Karma is a bitch... the dude is going to end up wrapped around a tree before long, so don't feel too shafted OP.
BigJoeZD 16
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