Awkward and Intimacy: Revealing

Revealing

By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By SoggyPancakes - 11/03/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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By Ryan - 01/09/2022 21:00 - Canada - Quesnel

Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML

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By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the phone to make a call and had heard it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2014 18:46 - United States - Swartz Creek

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML

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By automaticfail_00 - 17/06/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia

Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML

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By lying fuck! - 22/06/2020 14:02

Today, I walked into my husband's office and accidentally interrupted his business call to tell him dinner was ready. Silly me, I didn’t realize his "business call" included Skyping with his topless ex, with his pants down. FML

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boatiebanter 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:48

...Why would he call you up 'just to chat' and put you on speakerphone? That's just rude.

MoonTiger 4

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:20

And that's why you don't talk about things like this on phone...

Comments

southparkfan92 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 9:03

your husband didnt take you off speaker after you started talkin about feelin horny? ohhh ok.... needa talk to him about tht.. :S

88bellydancer 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 8:07

haha Ahh no biggie! brush it off and laugh about it! life is too short to awlays be embarrassed! and the hoots and hollers and laughter is rooting your man on! they wish their laides would do the same for them!!! haha no worries mate!

Verbex 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 10:13

Anybody who says this is gross or she deserves it, is probably too young to understand how awesome this situation is. LOL Funny, but not bad in the slightest. They're both winners, and I commend them. Unless his boss was there and was a female, that would be weird as bawls for him. But I doubt :P I need to find me a woman like the OP!

lazorzpewpew 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:18

Pro! :D Sounds like you are both cool with it, which is awesome - more power to both of you! :)

CoconutsandJelly 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 17:57

At least your sex life's still burning brightly.

mainedem 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:01

Reminds me of when I called to ask a girl to prom in high school. I heard her twin sister's voice in the background yelling "Say 'yes!'" and her dad encouraging her. It was then I realized I was on speakerphone for the whole family. She said no.

cheerthefkupism 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 21:38

My husband, who is in the military and stationed elsewhere currently, asked me to send him a bunch of nudie pics. I did. Then he called and starts talking dirty and of course I went along with it. It sounded weird and I asked him about it and he said it was because of the acoustics in the barracks. And I hear a ton of laughing. Practically his whole floor/barracks buddies were listening on speakerphone because my husband told them he had a "dirty MILF" back home. I'm glad he thinks I'm attractive, but boy was I pissed. I know your pain. Sorry. =/

ArmyOfOne 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 22:41

lol I'm sorry but thats funny. XD

Carribu 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:53

I LOL'd a little at #90. I'm sorry though, that does suck. :( OP, your husband should've told you that he was on speaker but you shouldn't just randomly talk dirty in case that happens. You're both at fault.

swagmonkey 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 21:01

Wow. Okay, so telling him that sort of stuff without first finding out where he was probably wasn't the best of ideas. But seriously, he had you on speakerphone at work? Even if your conversation were totally mundane and had nothing objectionable, his co-workers don't want to hear it, and his boss shouldn't know he's on the phone at all. He was totally asking for trouble...