Embarrassing and Kids: Revealing

Revealing

By doody - 30/12/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML

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You deserved it 4 278

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By peepants - 04/06/2019 14:00

Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML

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You deserved it 314

By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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You deserved it 2 806

By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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You deserved it 724

By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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You deserved it 2 757

By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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You deserved it 3 219

HELP!

By ToiletTony - 19/06/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML

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You deserved it 51 558

Flying disaster

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 133

By Pissy - 27/11/2016 20:15

Today, I was traveling home with my four-year-old son. While we were standing in line at the security checkpoint, I hear the sound of water dripping and turned to find my son urinating on the floor. He'd read a sign that said we weren't allowed to take any liquids with us. FML

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You deserved it 1 045

By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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You deserved it 5 048

By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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You deserved it 4 725

purplepickle 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 1:41

of course she locked the door, the locks are not very complicated in public bathroom stalls, three year olds can easily open them.

amritajaneeex3 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 1:40

Why didn't you lock the door? And it's not that embarrassing - they're women too - unless your ****** is deformed or something.

Comments

thatsoviciouS 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 2:46

I think her kid unlocked the door... Also this is somewhat bad... eh

EveryDayJackAss 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 3:05

besides feeling embarrassed and having to endure it for the rest of the flight, this ain't a big deal :D

thinmint 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 3:09

^^^win! we all have the same flowers. some are different species but flowers nontheless.

schwinn11 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 3:10

milf, milf, milf, hopefully you're hot, otherwise it's an fml for the line of women that had to look at you! keep flash'n

stepup0220 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 3:18

what's the big deal? you're all women.

darkpath 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 4:09

i dont see how everyone sees this as FYL>YDI. in other words, YDI for not locking the stall door.

volkener12 1

Thursday 31 December 2009 4:16

that's not so bad, at least it wasn't the opposite sex

Tamara2011 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 4:27

I agree a tleast it wasn't the opposite sex and odds are you will never see those people ever again so what's the big deal a little flashing never hurt :) if your ugly it's more like a fml for the people having to stare at it

shaniqualee 2

Thursday 31 December 2009 4:31

OH geez, I hope they didn't see your penis!

lostfaithinpppl 19

Thursday 31 December 2009 4:37

Wow! I'm not sure how you will ever be able to go on with your life, OP. A whole bunch of women who have the same body parts as you saw you will your pants down. Oh no! You will never be able to recover from this incident, I'm afraid! (severe sarcasm in case anybody is still confused)