Embarrassing and Kids: Revealing

Revealing

By doody - 30/12/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML

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By peepants - 04/06/2019 14:00

Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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HELP!

By ToiletTony - 19/06/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML

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Flying disaster

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML

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By Pissy - 27/11/2016 20:15

Today, I was traveling home with my four-year-old son. While we were standing in line at the security checkpoint, I hear the sound of water dripping and turned to find my son urinating on the floor. He'd read a sign that said we weren't allowed to take any liquids with us. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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purplepickle 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 1:41

of course she locked the door, the locks are not very complicated in public bathroom stalls, three year olds can easily open them.

amritajaneeex3 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 1:40

Why didn't you lock the door? And it's not that embarrassing - they're women too - unless your ****** is deformed or something.

Comments

toastymarshy 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:25

LOOL pretty funny

FunkiiX 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:52

@100 - i have a 3 yr old sister and she cannot go to the toilet herself, let alone walk into a busy toilet and wait in line and etc... shes still in nappies!! Your just stupid, u no NOTHING about kids.

FunkiiX 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:57

@100 - oops, i meant wait outside as her mum as she went to the toilet, she'll run off!!

FunkiiX 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:59

@100 - oops, i meant wait outside as her mum as she went to the toilet, she'll run off!!

allihall127 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 4:58

Embarrassing moment, I agree. But hey, it could have been much worse. At least it was just women! You'll laugh it off some day.

mercedeslove 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 7:07

ydi for bringing him into the bathroom.

fml_is_so_funny 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:35

omfg who cares some other WOMEN you're never going to see say u with your pants down. Stupid lady it's not the end of the world. Maybe this would be a FYL if your son ran out of the stall and was kidnapped and raped by someone.

ColdGold 6

Monday 4 January 2010 23:11

Who cares? Isn't that what you were in the restroom for, to use the toilet? Why bother grabbing the door? If they don't want to look, they can turn their heads, eh? Chill.