School and Love: Rejection

Rejection

By xXitslolaXX - 04/06/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I volunteered for a school play. During rehearsal, I was playing the part of an average housewife. The teacher asked for a volunteer to be my husband. Thirty seconds go by and no one raises their hand. The teacher ended up playing the part because no else wanted to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 069

You deserved it 2 585

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By ThirteenThirteen - 01/04/2015 22:09 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I was sent the script to a play I'm participating in at school. After reading it a couple of times, I noticed that my part has been forgotten completely. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 947

You deserved it 2 037

By Anonymous - 23/01/2013 18:03 - United States

Today, my school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 300

You deserved it 5 723

By embarrassed - 18/11/2010 02:31

Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 779

You deserved it 3 435

By Juliet - 10/03/2011 12:36

Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 952

You deserved it 5 926

By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 171

You deserved it 29 811

Method acting

By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 090

You deserved it 4 025

By sophie - 13/04/2011 16:36 - United States

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 787

You deserved it 5 758

By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 16:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 016

You deserved it 2 835

Casting call out

By Kat - 17/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I was trying out for a play I really wanted to be in. After my audition, I was feeling really good. She said she would post the cast list tomorrow. Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her. Her reply? "It doesn't matter. You won't be on it anyway." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 314

You deserved it 3 338

MVP

By anonymous - 10/09/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, at school, everybody wanted to be my partner for a project. This surprised me because nobody ever wants to be with me. Turns out when I was absent, my teacher promised that whoever was my partner would get extra points on the project. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 070

You deserved it 3 365

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Thursday 4 June 2009 16:22

Everyone above me is just horrible. If it's any consolation, the same thing probably would have happened to me. Guys just have no balls.

purple5 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:26

That sucks. #3 fails and the others are stupid. Stop being so shallow ffs. That happened to me a few times but it was gym class and it was for social dance -_- and yeah, I'll admit I was the shy, quiet and kinda geeky kid.. but I didn't give a damn and neither should you. Those guys who didn't volunteer obviously don't deserve your time so I'd just try forget about it and move on, you're better than them.

Comments

filipinocanadian 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:40

And the people who say that we are stupid look at reality here. The whole world is like this. The only reason why you would back that person is cuz you can't get over the fact you might be ugly in someones eyes. Everyone is

backspacer 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:41

errr... are we 7 here? waaah the boys at school didnt wanna pretend wif me, meeheeehee!

k95_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:42

Wow I bet that doesn't do much for your self esteem

AshleyRose784 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:43

:( I'm sorry people in HS are so shallow.

DarkKnight540 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:47

Wow people are stupid sometimes being ugly isn't there fault

medicman 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:49

Maybe your ugly or dress funny or even smell. No fake husband should have to put up with that.

BlumpkinDinner 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:51

I agree. You must be ugly.

spacetaco 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:55

They peobably are scared of commitment.

blabbermouth26 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:09

Wow well actually maybe the part was crappy not you, and for the love of god everyone how is she going to be less ugly even though she may not be and who cares if she is a bitch it's one part