Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he got a call from his best friend, whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzipped his pants and mouthed, "She won't know." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, as usual during sex, my boyfriend finished first, and then he "massaged" me so I could finish too. While he was doing that, his grandma called. He actually answered. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
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Top comments
EpicSquishii 21
That's when you sarcastically respond "Why wait? Let's just share the coffin with him, you piece of shit." And get up to go sit with a grieving family member.
WrongRomance 11
That's awfully insensitive. Why do either of you have your phones out at a funeral? Comfort some of your family, or get comforted if you're that upset.
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Comments (114)
needsagf14 12
Leave him immediately
andrewadam21 2
What a pig. No respect for others.
Sir_Henry_MFer 4
In the words of Travis Touchdown, "Some people deal with grief differently. Some people **** at funerals."
PureEvil666 3
Insensitive boyfriend you got there. Douches, douches everywhere!
uniqueprume 4
Maybe he thought that having sex would make u feel better?
DubstepMasta 18
Your boyfriend is an absolute dick. I hope that was the last day u spent with him.
killafuzzy18 4
Why was your boyfriend there in the first place obviously he didn't know your grandfather so he shouldn't have been there. But seriously dump that asshole ASAP you deserve a guy who respects your family
KayKat00 13
Well now he's an ex-boyfriend, right?
404wan 19
you picked him.