Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he got a call from his best friend, whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzipped his pants and mouthed, "She won't know." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, as usual during sex, my boyfriend finished first, and then he "massaged" me so I could finish too. While he was doing that, his grandma called. He actually answered. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
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EpicSquishii 21
That's when you sarcastically respond "Why wait? Let's just share the coffin with him, you piece of shit." And get up to go sit with a grieving family member.
WrongRomance 11
That's awfully insensitive. Why do either of you have your phones out at a funeral? Comfort some of your family, or get comforted if you're that upset.
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Comments (114)
beanthemouse 13
I am so sick of horny, rude jiggalos asking their GFs about sex at the WORNG times. It would not of crossed his sick mind about the death of his GFs dead family member, all he could think about is sex. Break up with him, its an obvious sign that he is using you as a replacement for his hand.
ropeandneck 7
1. type correctly. please. 2. everybody had enought of the "dump her" or "leave him". It's none of your business. 3.I do have a sick mind, and I don't think about sex during funerals. If I could have feelings, you would have been hurting them right now. be careful with what you write. 4. If you are "so sick", get some sleep. stop bothering other peoples, they could get sick of you. 5. If asking for sex at the wrong time is a good reason to leave someone, you must be single since long ago, and will be for a long time. so, here's my gift to you. use my hand in replacement of yours... and give yourself a slap on the forehead.
perdix 31
#50, Do you mean "gigolos" or "juggalos?" What you wrote is clearly a misspelling, but I can't intelligently reply unless I know your intent.
beanthemouse 13
Yea, I have never really seen it written down.
beanthemouse 13
Hey, Don't get your knickers in a knot. I fail to see why you are so annoyed with me. 1. This may sound cliche, but I am aspergers. Meaning I am not as smart or fast as what you regular smart people are. Believe me, I try to use proper grammer and spelling. And if I didn't, I do not see why somone should become rude beacuse of poor grammer. Not everyone is perfect. iTs NooooT Lik I tLk Lik DiS! EEEEE HEE! 2. I have a sick mind. You should have seen what I drew on Justin Beibers face in a magazine last night. I meant the sick minds of even thinking about sex during a funerel. Whats worse is asking at the funeral insted of the next day. Also, I do not see how my comment could have offended you. If people here have sick minds, I thought they would be mature here and just think "oh, she ment he has a sick mind about the sex". Seeing my comment made you so angry, get off the internet. There are many awful and offensive things on the internet, and if my little comment rustled your jimmies so much, then the internet is not for you. 3. So sick is an expression. 4. I was suggesting it. What is the harm of suggesting? No, I would not break up with him (depending on the guy. If he kept asking for sex when I did not feel like it, over and over, yes I would break up. For me and for him to find another girl who does not mind it) and yes, I am single. But look at all the ***** I give. Thank you for the laugh, your pathetic attempt to make me be offended, sad or angry made my day :)
simsgirlgem 25
What a dick sounds like he watched wedding crashers one to many times
buddy51 23
OP your granoa wants you to have a better boyfriend.
otecasacid 22
life goes on. i suppose it depends how broken up you were, but assuming you weren't bawling at the funeral, it wouldnt affect you too much, which relieves you of your grieving rights. the last funeral i went to I didnt care at all, was just a mandatory family thing; but what's more important, your living boyfriend, or a family member who is in the ground, especially if you werent close? find it so funny people in these comments love talking about breaking up over words #singleforlife giving love advice. trololol
beanthemouse 13
Sooo your saying that its completely OK to ask about sex at a funereal?
DanielleinDC 34
How about the rest of the grieving family--you know, OP's relatives on that side of the family?
inumiko 12
I would sooo break up with that ******
sugarbear0727 19
What an ass.
culito_fml 10
What a piece of shit
exo_went_insane 12
On the bright side, the BF is so in love or attracted by the OP that he thinks of her even in the middle of funerals..
pedinhuh 23
How can people like that even manage to find a Girlfriend???
icepick23 12
I assume you said yes?