Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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HeyitsPheddy 0
You could break up with him and make a killing in ****.
genius_man16 1
What was the point of you saying that you were only with him because of what he buys you? What a retarded thing to say. YDI completely
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Comments (165)
DizzyDemon0 9
Okay...if a girl told me that..the first thing I would think of..is a way to put her down on the same level that she just put me at... For some reason...girls have a habit of ******** on guy's feelings..and calling it a joke..or lying about it. Eh. I've just had bad experiences..don't mind me.
DJ0ker 0
totally agree with #32. I hate that kind of bitches who always try to shit on guys's feeling. I guess they think that would make them more valuable or sth. And normally in that situation, I would just put them right back to their places.
Flea_fml 0
Sooooo... you give good head eh? ;)
guinevere 0
I really doubt he was serious. Few guys would date a girl solely because she gave good head; they're more likely to have a girl on the side for that.
Hatoshi 0
girls and their stupid mindgames, bah. be honest, this was just another trick to get him to confess something in a rage innit? joking my ass ~~
neversaykoko 0
Oh wow. He's an ass.
dragonmystik3030 0
reminds me of a ex gf :) ahh she could suck start abus atleast you have a tallent. now be a good woman and get back to show him why he stays with a shallow woman :) hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
ZDrache 0
A joke is a joke, a concept too many people seem unable to grasp. If your boyfriend's serious he's either a prick or an insecure prick.
Us3rNam3 0
Are you looking for a new boyfriend?
ultraslick 0
another reason why girls should never try to be funny.