Sex, Virginity and Intimacy: Quickshot - FML

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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

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Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

Sunday 31 August 2014 19:54

baby steps are crucial when it's the 1st time

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 31 August 2014 21:02

The condom is an anti-baby step.

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XandraHart 15

Friday 7 August 2015 20:49

The anticipation was probably too much for him, and he shot his load. It's a good sign op because it means he's been fantasizing long a hard about getting intimate with you.

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