Quick as rainbows

By bonehead69 - 31/05/2015 07:06 - United States - Taylorville

Spicy
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 688
You deserved it 5 399

Same thing different taste

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I seriously hate pity-party FML's like these. "Waaaaah, I don't have sex!" Not funny, just sad.

leogachi 15

So you're mad because you don't get to laugh at him? That's upsetting.

No, I'm mad because he's just feeling sorry for himself over nothing.

I hope you find someone soon OP! Good luck :)

I totally love the name on this lol. But damn you need to get laid

Lool maybe the funniest fml I've ever read.. Might be cuz I just got laid for the first time in 2.5 months. Sorry OP

Angelrose2004 17

With a username like that, how has it been so long for you? *winky face*

Congrats. I don't think anyone cares.

Hate to break it to u 51 but it looks like u suffer from a classic case of chronic bitch-face

FYL & TMI concurrently. Really sad life...