mike
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML
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HomeAl0ne 20
And even better practice for when you try to escape from one?
perdix 31
Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.
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Stylin_Since_97 10
Say that your actually practicing for when you dig her grave
mcr22dnb 4
Ahaha music is playin 24/7 for me to(:
lindseyluvszac 4
Mother knows best...
takanuva0123 0
At least you don't have to crawl through 3 football field's length worth of shit.
EnEl_Infierno 15
The Shawshank Redemption, awesome movie.
mrahhhhh 21
Better than crawling through a river of shit, even if Morgan Freeman says you came out clean on the other side.
Enslaved 38
That's one of the best movies ever! My jaw dropped when I saw that escape scene!(:
PeeEmEss 4
My nipples are hard
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
That's what my mom said when she walked in on me shoving things in my ass.
lidsthesquid 4
*slams paws down on table* how dare she! (-_-)
Enslaved 38
Digging holes? I thought they made license plates in prison. OP, thanks for my "save the manatees" one in advance! (:
Bently24 6
Wait why were you digging holes in the first place, was it to bury someone
btnhdude 0
it was to bury the shovel she was digging with.
leadman1989 16
That's so meta, we're all the architects of our own inexorable destruction. You are indeed grim... I bow.
MindlessM 0
At least she thinks your going places!