mike
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML
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HomeAl0ne 20
And even better practice for when you try to escape from one?
perdix 31
Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.
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SirObvious 1
Atleast you werent eating a popsicle...
daydreamer244 13
she really believes in you
zeon492 13
Wow...
oscarinthird 0
my elephant wont fit through the window because hes wearing a snorkel
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, Harsh. Maninthemirror that. FYL.
enonymous 9
When you get to jail make sure to give Nasty Nate your **** tail... Fruit!
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^ Haha, thet wuz a fruity joke
Cowkashi 6
Ye, i agree. Why or what where you digging?
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Just shit in her yard as payback.
newjerseyguy 0
Your mom is an asshole