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mike This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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HomeAl0ne 20

And even better practice for when you try to escape from one?

perdix 31

Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.

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Comments (97)

PinkFun1969 9

oouch

theroustons 6

Wow.... She sounds like a bitch..

Haha_no_123 11

So your a bad boy OP ;)

fantasyworld 39

What were you digging holes for?

mccuish 25

Good practice for escaping the prison