mike
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML
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HomeAl0ne 20
And even better practice for when you try to escape from one?
perdix 31
Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.
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bms1996 12
does somebody need to go on beyond scared straight?
Buzzy123 7
Like mother like son?
summerbreeze888 10
Why were you digging in the backyard? Are you like 5 years old?!
False_Stupidity 42
It's called gardening...
False_Stupidity 42
It's called gardening.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Or the grave of his victims
mcr22dnb 4
Ohh haii im from alberta too ^__^
27BronxBombers 12
Diggy diggy hole?
LiveLaughFML 10
she should have walked in on you bending down. don't drop the soap!
Glitterhinoceros 14
Lovely mother you have yourself.
leadman1989 16
Turn to her and say in a English accent with a straight face "Mother you silly *****, this (hole) as you so so dimwitingly put it is actually the beginning... Of what you say? *laugh maniacally - walk away
aknuth1103 6
-19 did she say "my nipples are hard" or "I'm glad to see you getting ready for prison"?? Just wondering...
coldsteele152 1
I used a jackhammer for 6 hours today
rogerusmc23 0
I'm proud of you.
stronghand0331 17
Is that what you young chaps call it these days? ;)
max_wilder 9
Why were you digging