mike
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
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Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML
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HomeAl0ne 20
And even better practice for when you try to escape from one?
perdix 31
Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.
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angela3222 0
What are you diglette?
rockr_chick 5
59- Damn, you beat me to it :-P
XCraig 0
Lol why does this story sound faker above all others?
boredinmath27 0
Dig it up oh oh, dig it [:
InfernalFML 1
My booty is mine it belongs to me you can't have my boo-ty Just memorize that song and you should be able to get through prison just fine.
j_cat187 20
Kill her with the shovel It's destiny
PsychoFML 2
Am I the only one that is wondering why you're digging in your backyard?
nix27 0
So thought u were wording this like digging in ur ass crack and ur Mom said thatll be good practice when u got to prision! I thought it applied there also just had to mention that! oh and just laugh ur mom off why were u digging a hole anyways??
jaminjames 0
Awww yeaaaaaa
CountryGirl1017 6
Great mom, she's doing her job well.(: