Today, I bought some new LED underglow lights for underneath my car. I was putting them on when my dad came out, insisted on taking over, and then proceeded to break them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, I left my lights on in my car, which I only realized at lunchtime, so I made sure to turn the lights off, and tried to start it. The battery was dead, so I called my dad to jump start it before I got back from my game. I later came back from the game and the lights were on. He'd left the lights on after jump starting it. FML
Today, my dad was looking for something in the garage and accidentally knocked over a heavy box, which crushed the new side view mirror I'd bought for my car, because the one my car originally had, he smashed it against a pole while driving my car recently. FML
Today, my dad sent me back and forth repeatedly to the auto parts store for a replacement headlight bulb. He kept insisting that what I brought back was the wrong bulb. I had to drag him there to show I was getting the right one by asking the clerk. He's wrong, but is mad at me for embarrassing him in front of the staff. FML
Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML
Today, my car broke down. My dad insisted he could fix it, but screwed up in the process. After finally getting the car towed to a mechanic, I was told that I'd only needed a new water pump, but thanks to the damage my dad did, fixing it all will cost me a small fortune. FML
Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
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prncsjnlca 10
You deserved it for buying something so stupid. It isn’t 1996. Calm down. It was douche y then.
thehaystackerine 20
and let me guess... you drive a shit box 90's Honda Civic, you can fit your whole head in the tail pipe, and you think you're so cool, and you wonder why you can't get laid right?
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Comments (26)
TumblrweedPasses 11
Seems a bit of a douchy thing but to each their own Send him the bill for busting them though that's not cool
Notamusedanymore 17
He was being a good parent by saving you from becoming a douche. He made the right decision.
1gullible_bugger 34
This is a repeat FML too. What is going on here with all these reruns?
tounces7 28
Like intentionally? Because regardless of how anyone feels about them, that's pretty ****** up.
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bloopaloop 27
Your car thanks him I'm sure
joi9496 13
On purpose. Right?