Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive, my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car, so they won't be stopping to get me. FML
Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML
Today, my family informed me that we were going on a 10 hour road trip to my cousin's wedding. They only decided to tell me 45 minutes before we left for said road trip. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, we drove six hours to get to our holiday cottage only to realise that my girlfriend had forgotten her suitcase. This put her in a bad mood, so she made ME drive six hours back to her flat to get it, then when I got there, I realised HER keys to HER FLAT were still in HER handbag six hours back at the cottage. FML
Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML
Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
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Top comments
hobbs96 26
Now you have an excuse to go on a shopping spree!
Scubanaut 13
Sounds like she's a real problem solver..
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Comments (67)
HWICUNow 10
The same reason God didn't give her a brain.
lvg_fml 10
Wtf. Sorry your mom is so self centered. I hope you can still somehow get some fun from the trip. Make her buy you stuff to wear
bruh21 18
Yeah but I'm sure she probably has 3 suit cases all twice the size of yours!
LadyLuck93 20
Well now you have an excuse to go on a shopping spree
Littlest_things 11
That's why you put your own suitcase in the car
Witchylady 18
That's really rude. She could have at least told you so that you could have at least place the case on your lap or split it between bags. Some parents don't deserve children.
soulxreaperx356 9
Wow, you really are a son of a bitch! ;)
blackwidowtaco 31
Your username has me ******* dying!
dougschoonmaker 20
That would piss me off
tiredofwaiting 25
All the reason to go on a shopping spree.