Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive, my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car, so they won't be stopping to get me. FML
Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML
Today, my family informed me that we were going on a 10 hour road trip to my cousin's wedding. They only decided to tell me 45 minutes before we left for said road trip. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, we drove six hours to get to our holiday cottage only to realise that my girlfriend had forgotten her suitcase. This put her in a bad mood, so she made ME drive six hours back to her flat to get it, then when I got there, I realised HER keys to HER FLAT were still in HER handbag six hours back at the cottage. FML
Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML
Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
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Top comments
hobbs96 26
Now you have an excuse to go on a shopping spree!
Scubanaut 13
Sounds like she's a real problem solver..
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Comments (67)
chrisbeaudoin 26
Good name to go with this fml.
eddyinfinity 21
Your title fits the situation well
appledude25 3
and it's not likely he called her a bitch immediately before she left the luggage... which WAS a bitch move, mom or not.
IIIIRowdy 5
Throw her suitcase away
leafynitemare 24
Yes that sucks but why didn't you check it yourself? Take responsibility for your own stuff. You're clearly old enough. It would be different if you HAD put it in the car yourself and she removed it.
tlnorman 18
Your mom is a bitch. Make her buy all new clothes.
1dvs_bstd 41
Wear her clothes.
kay0807 15
Then on the way back from the trip drop your mothers suitcase in the hotel or whatever your staying in then when u get home tell her it didn't fit in he car
KimiE1994 2
Bro that's ****** up. Next time if you guys go on a trip throw her stuff out the window.
Lukas Renaud 9
Why did you expect your mom to load your suitcase?