Holidays: Priorities - FML

Priorities

By Son of a Bitch - 01/08/2015 17:17 - United States

Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML

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By leftbehind - 27/02/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive, my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car, so they won't be stopping to get me. FML

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By Need Clothes Now - 21/09/2014 15:51 - United States - Pendleton

Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML

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By SlowPacker - 09/03/2016 07:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my family informed me that we were going on a 10 hour road trip to my cousin's wedding. They only decided to tell me 45 minutes before we left for said road trip. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Brighton

Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, we drove six hours to get to our holiday cottage only to realise that my girlfriend had forgotten her suitcase. This put her in a bad mood, so she made ME drive six hours back to her flat to get it, then when I got there, I realised HER keys to HER FLAT were still in HER handbag six hours back at the cottage. FML

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By DriveMeNot - 27/10/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

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By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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By Caitlin - 10/06/2010 00:46 - United States

Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML

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By chippuh - 26/04/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

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By Ohhh the pain - 28/04/2019 04:00

Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhoea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realise she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. 5 minutes later I shit and vomited myself. FML

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hobbs96 26

Sunday 2 August 2015 12:48

Now you have an excuse to go on a shopping spree!

Scubanaut 13

Sunday 2 August 2015 12:48

Sounds like she's a real problem solver..

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RipeFlame 18

Sunday 2 August 2015 13:14

I'm Walt

igg125 30

Sunday 2 August 2015 13:30

Good, now she can buy you new clothes.

beeferjay 34

Sunday 2 August 2015 13:33

are you karate kidding me?

saymynamess 19

Sunday 2 August 2015 13:42

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

kieralumina 30

Sunday 2 August 2015 16:31

sometimes, a mother can be a bitch. leaving your kid's stuff at home during a road trip because you didn't feel like making space to fit it is a bitch move

Cads1 24

Sunday 2 August 2015 14:10

Sounds like an excuse to shop.

vikky538 28

Sunday 2 August 2015 14:29

Hope she brought credit cards to buy you some new cloths

oakcrush 16

Sunday 2 August 2015 14:48

Throw her out of the car and say, "Sorry, you didn't fit."

Imareth 10

Sunday 2 August 2015 14:51

FYL that she didn't bother to pack it, but... YDI for not bothering to take responsibility for your own luggage.

betweenwinds 18

Sunday 2 August 2015 15:23

OP packed their luggage and set it where their mother could see it, presumably with the rest of the luggage. Sounds like mom was in charge of packing the car. In a normal family, this would go without a hitch and they'd have no reason to think that their luggage wouldn't make it. OP's mom malfunctioned. That's not OP's fault.

shinikageWolf 15

Sunday 2 August 2015 14:57

In a few days she'll start bitching about how you've been wearing the same clothes the whole time and how you smell. "Maybe because SOMEONE left my deodorant and clothes behind, mother."

limegreenpoopie 31

Sunday 2 August 2015 15:07

Throw hers out -___-

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