Intimacy: Prank war W

Prank war W

By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 21:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

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Same thing different taste

By crazygirl - 29/10/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

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My package

By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00

Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2013 21:43 - Iceland - Akureyri

Today, a package was delivered to my house, addressed to me, clearly marked "sexual health products". Inside were condoms, birth control pills, and an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic and grounded me. Whoever staged this "hilarious" prank: well played, asshole. FML

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By cumhole - 10/10/2012 02:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2014 17:55 - United States

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

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Not a cheating!

By Notcheating - 03/12/2019 18:00

Today, my father-in-law caught me, a lesbian, buying condoms. He thought I was cheating. I didn’t know how to tell him that his daughter is allergic to our dildo. FML

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A heads up next time maybe?

By Bob - 07/04/2020 02:00

Today, when my girlfriend walked out the room, for a laugh, I covered my whole body except my knob in blankets. Then when I heard her come back in, I yelled, "Surprise!" It was her mom, who'd dropped by unannounced. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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Egg mode activated

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 18:00

Today, my girlfriend insisted on dressing me up in her clothes, to spice things up. After dolling me up in a dress, heels, wig, etc., she goes to the store for wine but left her key behind. Thirty minutes later, the doorbell goes, so I open it in all my feminine glory, only to see a UPS guy standing holding a parcel and not my girlfriend. FML

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weveallbeenthere 30

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:14

she's a keeper.

cooltatgar 31

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:16

Lol You gotta adore a girl with a sense of humor. She sounds like a keeper.

Comments

strangeite 4

Thursday 21 August 2014 19:52

I dunno man, that's kind of funny (unless your parents are super homophobes and it'll be a lot of trouble for you if they don't believe you)

Alikgentry 8

Thursday 21 August 2014 19:54

be creative and get her back. hilarious!

Twisted_Angel 17

Thursday 21 August 2014 20:15

Could have been worse, she could have sent you a buttplug too. :)

TechnoKitten 17

Thursday 21 August 2014 21:40

This so needs a follow up

mechaix101 2

Friday 22 August 2014 4:22

He choked because he was prolly wondering how your moms ***** got in the mail

tysonx23 4

Friday 22 August 2014 4:25

She definitely a keeper lmaofd

vividpictures 17

Friday 22 August 2014 4:27

I sense the beginning of a great relationship.

nikko0328 9

Friday 22 August 2014 4:40

"dad i swear to the next taco bell taco i get, it..is....not...mine".

Chezzlova 5

Friday 22 August 2014 6:15

Well, game on.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 23 August 2014 1:58

LOL! Busted! Plot twist: Your girlfriend ordered them for herself to be used after you received them for the prank. :D

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