Intimacy: Prank war W

Prank war W

By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 21:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

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Same thing different taste

By crazygirl - 29/10/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

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My package

By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00

Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML

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You deserved it 714

By Anonymous - 24/05/2013 21:43 - Iceland - Akureyri

Today, a package was delivered to my house, addressed to me, clearly marked "sexual health products". Inside were condoms, birth control pills, and an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic and grounded me. Whoever staged this "hilarious" prank: well played, asshole. FML

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By cumhole - 10/10/2012 02:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

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You deserved it 69 837

By Anonymous - 01/12/2014 17:55 - United States

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

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You deserved it 5 013

Not a cheating!

By Notcheating - 03/12/2019 18:00

Today, my father-in-law caught me, a lesbian, buying condoms. He thought I was cheating. I didn’t know how to tell him that his daughter is allergic to our dildo. FML

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A heads up next time maybe?

By Bob - 07/04/2020 02:00

Today, when my girlfriend walked out the room, for a laugh, I covered my whole body except my knob in blankets. Then when I heard her come back in, I yelled, "Surprise!" It was her mom, who'd dropped by unannounced. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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Egg mode activated

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 18:00

Today, my girlfriend insisted on dressing me up in her clothes, to spice things up. After dolling me up in a dress, heels, wig, etc., she goes to the store for wine but left her key behind. Thirty minutes later, the doorbell goes, so I open it in all my feminine glory, only to see a UPS guy standing holding a parcel and not my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 806

weveallbeenthere 30

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:14

she's a keeper.

cooltatgar 31

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:16

Lol You gotta adore a girl with a sense of humor. She sounds like a keeper.

Comments

otumboo 10

Thursday 21 August 2014 6:14

she has a great sense of humor

cathrope 10

Thursday 21 August 2014 6:23

This needs a follow up. Other then spit coffee on you, what else did your dad do?

1947Chevy 17

Thursday 21 August 2014 6:39

My dad would not let me live that down but at the same time he would be glad that I found somebody with a good sense of humor

captainsmegma 12

Thursday 21 August 2014 7:22

Maybe you can regift it to her mom next mother's day.

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Friday 22 August 2014 8:14

And put your girlfriend's name on the return address.

Chrisindent 13

Thursday 21 August 2014 7:24

My friend did that almost exact same thing on me. I didn't know what to do with it

brand125 17

Thursday 21 August 2014 15:51

i know what to do with it

x_the_lancer_x 13

Friday 22 August 2014 0:09

My friend has joked that one day he will send a fleshlight to me, just to freak me out. I really hope he is joking.

swedeNix 13

Thursday 21 August 2014 7:52

Hahaha ur life doesnt suck and u didnt deserve it either!!! Check youtube: pranksters in love, nikki and John for payback hints:)

IHazNoUsername 9

Thursday 21 August 2014 8:05

Well... I don't think that was necessarily too far. How was she supposed to know your dad was looking over your shoulder? That girl's a keeper.

sexual_girl 15

Thursday 21 August 2014 8:09

When do prank wars not go too far...? Though, if if I was in a prank war, I would've been more cautious opening a package I didn't expect to receive.

Calingaladha 21

Thursday 21 August 2014 8:22

It's not called taking the war too far. It's called winning the war.

aecribb 14

Thursday 21 August 2014 8:33

Yeah, I'm still wondering if your Dad spat his coffee out out of shock, laughter, or some combination of the two and also curious about the conversation following this.