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Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

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Sunday 22 May 2011 16:14

I think your dad has some serious issues...

Astroman129 7

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:12

whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.

Comments

RKD 23

Sunday 22 May 2011 22:49

Screw it. Nothing you can do, so I would be sure she bought me something REALLY nice! Cash in while you can!

fly101 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 22:50

thats nasty

Deathchair 7

Sunday 22 May 2011 23:05

Buy her an eyeliner for her birthday, then say that she can look like a princess.

elbub18 2

Sunday 22 May 2011 23:28

If you're from the united kingdom, why do you say 'mom' and not 'mum'?

deatheater97 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 23:30

shes probably a gold digger

xSeductivexBunni_fml 1

Sunday 22 May 2011 23:40

Bingo.

plasmicmac 6

Sunday 22 May 2011 23:31

132 - no. you're a moron.

hibbitsra 1

Sunday 22 May 2011 23:37

not to be mean or offend or anything, but wouldnt that make your dad a pedophile?

jbsington 8

Sunday 22 May 2011 23:49

64 - yeah, because then she'd be a freshman.

DaniLand 0

Monday 23 May 2011 0:29

When you find out this gal is cheating with your boyfriend take pictures and 1: send them to me 2: black mail the shit out of that lil silver fox ( ak money$$) lovin *****.