Pranks, Painful and Health: Panic! In the Bathroom

Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By Concussed - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 19:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

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Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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You deserved it 218

By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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Someone check in on this guy

By Klinger - 08/05/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 88

By bobuhbeartoe - 24/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

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You deserved it 20 001

Headshot

By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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Whip it

By Anonymous - 07/02/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML

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BB_ava 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:11

Soap bar. Weapon? rofl

Spinnmaster 1

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:11

grabbing a soap bar as a weapon.. classic!

Comments

the916azn 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:22

should've used a shampoo bottle

chelseaaababyyy 17

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:28

were you going to wash him to death ?

RuCheezBurger 10

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:31

it's pretty gay he would walk in on you taking a shower. unless your a girl then that's just perverted.

Lovingyour69 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:57

Ydi for using soap as a weapon

Fierycorn 9

Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:54

hmmmm....fail on so many levels lmao

hobo09 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 1:52

woooooooooow, one for the soap

be123 6

Wednesday 20 July 2011 3:31

haha. im so sorry that happened. but thats so funny. hope your head is okay

sheethapins 13

Wednesday 20 July 2011 3:51

You there, stop! I have Dove and I'm not afraid to use it!

KaylieBieber13 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 4:02

soap bar? bad choice i wouldve gone with something else...... more like a washcloth!!!!!

sunlovinmama 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 4:03

your brother just wanted to see you naked. perve

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Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML

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Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML

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