Intimacy and Geek: Today, I was watching anime in my room when my mom walked in...

By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Bellerose

Today, I was watching anime in my room when my mom walked in with fresh laundry. It would've been fine at literally any other moment, but the scene on at the time involved girls groping each other in a hot spring. Now she's accusing me of being in cartoon porn. FML

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Intimacy Geek

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By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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You deserved it 333

By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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You deserved it 4 577

Late reaction

By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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You deserved it 656

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2022 16:00

Today, my mom walked in on me slow dancing to "Bella's Lullaby" with an anime boy cutout. FML

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You deserved it 1 016

By ToiletTroubles - 03/07/2013 16:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking some clothes downstairs to wash, when my mum stopped me. She accused me of sleeping around and trying to hide something, since she did the washing yesterday. She made me admit in front of the whole family that I'd been "surprised" by a case of diarrhea. FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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You deserved it 249

By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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You deserved it 135

By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 2 702

By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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Zekfen 17

Friday 14 September 2018 15:26

Was this before or after you asked your girlfriend to dress up as a loli?

mike3775 35

Friday 14 September 2018 15:05

Easy solution is to do your own laundry

Comments

mike3775 35

Friday 14 September 2018 15:05

Easy solution is to do your own laundry

raven_of_azarath 34

Friday 14 September 2018 21:32

I do my own laundry, but sometimes my mom will take it out of the dryer and fold it for me, just as I do for her. It’s called being considerate.

chosha_fml 26

Saturday 15 September 2018 2:34

Hopefully your mother is also considerate enough to knock.

mike3775 35

Saturday 15 September 2018 15:32

When my kids leave their stuff in the dryer, I fold it and leave it in the utility room. If I do take it to their rooms, and the door is shut, I always knock first and wait for a response.

Zekfen 17

Friday 14 September 2018 15:26

Was this before or after you asked your girlfriend to dress up as a loli?

pjsr 32

Friday 14 September 2018 15:43

C’mon, you know he doesn’t have a girlfriend.

chosha_fml 26

Saturday 15 September 2018 2:35

He’s referring to the other FML.

pjsr 32

Friday 14 September 2018 15:46

Sorry son, but the boner don’t lie.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 14 September 2018 15:48

I'm only pressing YDI for not telling us what anime you were watching.

yarani 26

Friday 14 September 2018 16:47

Which, let's face it, you likely are.

weaboo 12

Friday 14 September 2018 18:55

I fell you bro

Katrina Ashton 2

Friday 14 September 2018 19:49

Maybe do your OWN “fresh laundry” instead of your mommy doing it.

raven_of_azarath 34

Friday 14 September 2018 21:34

Or OP’s mom was being nice and finishing it so she could do hers? My mom and I will do each other’s laundry occasionally because it’s the nice thing to do.