Our house, in the middle of our street
Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
Today, I found out my parents' New Year's resolution is to get me to move out. FML
Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML
Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML
Today, my parents have separated. I stayed with them, living at home far too long for my own comfort, just to help them keep it together after they lost their remaining parents. Literally the month after I moved out, they decided it wasn't worth it. I now suspect they stayed together only because I still lived at home. FML
Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML
Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML
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Cheesecakee 11
Tell them its time for a nursing home :D
92910bg 4
Send them a rent bill
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Comments (91)
Richard16 0
Thats pretty messed up, if they do some how kick you out call the cops on them.
creedaddict 9
Kick the free loaders out
paige99100 0
LMAAO GIVE THEM THE BILL !
yadisingh 5
LMAAO TOTALLY!
coltsrock37 15
tell them their lease is up
perdix 31
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They provided you a house for your entire childhood, it's time for payback. YDI for being such a troll that your own parents can't stand you being around.
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Umm...no. U suck
captainbj2 0
Bad call, bad call
BADDiam 4
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Perdix i thumbed you up.you guys should really think back about all those years ur parents took great care and loved you so much.What if u guys have children and they dumped u in those old folks home.learn to Appreciate.Stay calm and appreciate
lainzilla 14
Loving parents don't conspire to steal their childrens' homes then try to get rid of them.
tylenol123 0
Yeah perdix if you read the fml it says the parents are talking about how to get the child to move out
Dkm14 4
Well that's a bad idea NEXT
perdix 31
I did read it, tylenol. Looks like a pretty ingenious plan to me. Instead of the hassle of finding a house, agreeing on a price, getting the inspections, applying for a mortgage, etc, you send your kid out to do all the legwork, then you move in and boot him out. Aside from being evil, that plan is a far superior means of obtaining housing than conventional alternatives.
dtm3 3
I love how most of the comments are from kids still living with their parents. Have not one clue on what it is like to pay rent or a mortgage.
Pebbles89 9
perdix, it is kind of a parental RESPONSIBILITY to take care of THEIR child up to the age of 18, then they are on their own. a parent doesn't get to decide if they want to give the kid shelter, otherwise there would be LOTS of parents in jails ha. your trolling tactics suck- just give up.
perdix 31
Pebbles, CTFD! This is a humor site and not a forum on family and real estate law. Joke you if you can't take a ****!
Grimmerie 31
i have plenty of friends who were kicked out by their parents. not one of them was eighteen. actually, most of them were fourteen, some younger. those parents never even got a slap on the wrist. so, no, parents are not *obligated* to provide shelter - not by law. if they were it would impact abused children very badly.
K1ll_J0y 0
**** u asswhole leave brittney alone
liamcumby 4
Perdicks. Its a parents life to give them there kids a house . Then when they move out. Ur not supposed to try and STEAL and take over their kids house. U sound REALLY REALLY stupid!
jireh1999 5
Gay
bigfatF 0
Perdix, I hope that you realise that when your parents have you (a child) that they're accepting to provide for them unconditionally. them putting a roof over your head doesn't even count, because they live there as well. them trying to take ownership of their (likely adult) child's home without consent is illegal, and can't be considered the child paying them back mandatorily. Also, **** the parents for being douches. OP, take a lesson from Simbad, and when they're having breakfast, both you and your gf/wife go into the kitchen fully nude, and ask how long they'll be, because you have to use the table. THAT will get them to leave.
gettingbetter20 4
They're trying to get OP out of his own house... Perhaps if they wanted to move in because they had nowhere else to go and where grateful it would be simply reparation for his childhood but this is not what is happening.
kittykat1501 31
Don't assume OP is a troll, 21. The parents seemed to have forgotten it wasn't their house. They wanted their privacy Bach, more than likely
DocBastard 40
Benjamin Franklin once said, Fish stinks, and visitors need to get the **** out of my house. Actually, I may be paraphrasing.
bizarre_ftw 22
Nice picture! Yes I did read your description and I am a rather intelligent person. If I come back to this comment may I just say: let the hyped up argument begin. ;) luv ya too luv
Madiluvsyuh98 2
That was kinda gay 28...
julien672 0
Moldova c:
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Someone is trying to pick a fight with Doc? I hope he mindfucks you so hard your brain, or lack thereof, melts out of your ears.
leadman1989 16
SUPER STREETFIGHTER FOUR!!!
kbt13 0
28-You're cool.
krysxkatastrophe 14
Well. Time to kick them out, then. I wouldn't let my parents visit long enough to "forget" to leave.
herpitydurteedur 0
That's what happens at my fiancé's house. Relatives just turn up whenever the hell they please, leave whenever they want, ump their kids off and go party ad come back for them in a day or two, or just say HEYYY I'm moving in now. Get all tour crap outta your room so I can sit my fat lazy ass on your bed and rot. When we have our own house, only my side of the family is allowed to know where we live, nobody else gets a key, and visits are planned at least a day in advance. Unless it's one of convenience like they were in the neighborhood. If my parents or his mom tried to do that, all of her stuff would be loaded into her car(or the lawn) overnight or magically transported to her house where it belongs. tl;dr kick them the **** out, I'd never let that happen.
pasha135 0
wow, change the locks
FairyTales_fml 6
I say kick them out! I hate people that think just cause it's there kids house, they can do whatever they want.. I have a feeling if you leave you'll be owing a lot of back payments on the house..
bizarre_ftw 22
Confront them that they have to leave (but have the deed handy in case you have to call the cops)