Love: Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman...

By I knew it! - 02/11/2018 17:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman asking how I know her boyfriend after seeing our texts. I told her he's been my boyfriend for 4 months, and she told me he's been hers for over a year. He vehemently denied knowing who I am as I spoke, even with obvious proof. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 115

You deserved it 305

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Spiderman meme

By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 137

You deserved it 4 976

By althornton2462 - 12/10/2015 00:27 - United States - Hudson

Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 483

You deserved it 4 248

By OhJoy - 02/11/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 307

You deserved it 4 230

By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 137

You deserved it 3 851

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 011

You deserved it 5 368

By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 550

You deserved it 222

By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 151

You deserved it 6 428

By llmd - 10/08/2010 04:30 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 643

You deserved it 3 990

Slipping

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 20:01

Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 312

You deserved it 1 037

By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 164

You deserved it 42 217

whiskey'swino 15

Saturday 3 November 2018 3:23

Jerk. At least you only invested four months, she lost a year on a lying loser.

coolmike699 26

Friday 2 November 2018 23:27

That's a Shaggy situation.

Comments

hpand 5

Friday 2 November 2018 22:32

I wonder who is his first preference.

julfunky 29

Friday 2 November 2018 22:54

It’s safe to say the one he wasn’t denying he knew.

PenguinPal3017 19

Saturday 3 November 2018 6:35

What other option did he have? "This girl in your phone says you're her boyfriend." "I don't know you!"

ThatGuy9679 13

Saturday 3 November 2018 13:22

That's probably only because he was physically with the other girl, if he was with op at the time of phone call I have a feeling he would say the same thing about the other girl

coolmike699 26

Friday 2 November 2018 23:27

That's a Shaggy situation.

whiskey'swino 15

Saturday 3 November 2018 3:23

Jerk. At least you only invested four months, she lost a year on a lying loser.

TomeDr 24

Saturday 3 November 2018 13:06

Hopefully he now has NO girlfriends.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 3 November 2018 16:11

I hope you both dumped his ass.

kenken5 16

Sunday 4 November 2018 0:02

This actually happened to me once. I was dating a guy for about a month before I found out he already had a girlfriend of a few months. He completely denied it to here saying I was crazy and we only met once when I had proof and she still believed him. I think he was also still dating another girl I knew who he told me he had broken up with right before we started dating. A few months later she got in contact with me again and told me she broke up with him. Lying bastard deserves no one.