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By ButNotBed - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I was told to be at a job site bright and early. I woke up and pounded several body smashing drinks to get going. They then called to tell me work was canceled due to weather. It's 6am. I can’t get back to sleep. FML

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whiskey'swino 15

Tuesday 16 October 2018 8:08

Those drinks are not good for your body anyway. There are healthier ways to wake up

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 4 November 2018 20:07

Go for a run, lift some free weights, go cycling, swimming... whatever it takes to burn off the excess energy. Although, depending on how many you define as "several", you were probably wired enough to try and fight God so he'd make the weather nicer.

Comments

whiskey'swino 15

Tuesday 16 October 2018 8:08

Those drinks are not good for your body anyway. There are healthier ways to wake up

Veroswen 3

Sunday 4 November 2018 16:55

That's so gross. I'll drink one if I'm real tired. However to slam several that early sounds like puke waiting to happen

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 4 November 2018 17:23

Organize your sock drawer, clean your grout lines, polish your shoes. There’s all kind of things you can do with unexpected free time.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 4 November 2018 20:07

TumblrweedPasses 11

Monday 5 November 2018 0:08

Maybe have a productive day doing something else like errands or housework Or just watch some tv in bed and see if you drift off And no more overdosing on those drinks haha