Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down and saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, and soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I began to daydream about going on a diet and losing some weight. As I did so, I unknowingly reached for a giant bag of chips and ate the whole thing. Now, I have stopped daydreaming and am sitting alone and depressed. And I'm all out of chips. FML
Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML
Today, I scolded my son at a buffet after he pointed at an obese woman in a motorized wheelchair and asked how anyone could let themselves get so unhealthy. As I lectured him on genetics and thyroid problems, she rolled past with a plate stacked with an obscene amount of fried food. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, chocolate, and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML
Today, I was craving some comfort food, so I grabbed a bag of nachos from the cupboard and sat down to binge-watch Netflix. As I opened the bag, the chips exploded everywhere, spilling all over the couch, and floor. I spent the next half hour picking up crumbs while my dog and cats happily ate the scraps. FML
Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML
Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML
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xxnike1134xx 0
haha deserved it
Averizzle 0
9 he should be handcuffed to a treadmill while a doughnut tied to a string is in front of him
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Comments (82)
eviiee_fml 3
yeah coz you do it to yourself too, haha.
X18GirlX 0
I love ur bangs #20
triggerit 5
you are so smart ... figure out at one glance... others can not understand even being in hospital...
Shin719 0
Epiphany FTW!
I_have_no_clue 0
Did all of that food magically appear?
Jimboom 12
Either that or you could just be stoned and have the munchies. ;-)
kuntageous 0
this is not an fml! **** why are they letting these petty ones through. mod do your job!
selenagirl_fml 0
yea it's an FML, she was judging others for something she did herself... }:(
apfunction 0
you can still eat like that on occasion of you balance it out with a proper diet and exercise. people don't get fat just from eating, they also get it from sitting on their asses and wondering how people get fat WHILE eating a five course snack.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Eating "like that" is never a good option, even if you're ridiculously fit and healthy. Maybe one or two of those things at a time is OK.
Granddragon 0
your life is f***ed because you found out that junkfood makes you fat? am I reading that right?
mcrepas 19
Don't worry, it's when the twinkies start coming in, then you have a problem.
lifecansuck888 0
wow your stupid
selenagirl_fml 0
wow you're stupid