Painful and Health: Nuts

Nuts

By Painful - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML

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Monday 5 October 2009 12:11

This isnt an FYL or a YDI. Thats just ******* funny.

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Monday 5 October 2009 12:12

Firecrotch.

Comments

Nitial 6

Saturday 11 December 2010 2:18

You got hot balls. jk no ****

anonymous595 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 9:33

hahahaha!

AlyLovesAlex 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 1:22

idiot.

KaanTech 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 2:58

No need to sorry you are perfectly correct about that.

syah7991 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 2:27

Did u have great balls of fire?

WhoopsMyBad459 7

Monday 30 April 2012 23:19

Fyl bro!!! Goin on my favorites

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