Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
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Top comments
SimpleSimon 0
Maybe they were just rearranging the furniture? *thud thud thud* "You like it like this?" "Ooh, yeah, right there, that's good"
heymcfly53 0
THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME! I feel your pain.
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Comments (100)
fallout125 2
nothings worse than hearing your parents doin the nasty
prayforanescape 0
horrible o_O
MissCuteStack 12
how hot is ya mom and I would have just went to the room beside the scene and started video taping the noise or sneaking in and watching
alilmonster 1
Headphones. Get some
samisaunicorn 0
I feel you! Happened to me before. Worst moment of my life.
EzraTheCatHerder 0
Not an fml. My parents did it with me in the room when I was 17. That sucked.
FML12197 0
Explain that when you are gone for the night they should plan "happy time" worked perfectly for me.
Mabonga 12
lets hope this never happens to your kids
loveabbierose 7
people complaining that it's not an fml or that they should deal with it, that's not the point. parents don't want to hear their children having sex, it's the same in the opposite situation. regardless of who you are, it's awkward having to hear people have sex, especially family. its uncomfortable! FYL, OP.