Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, after months of trying for a baby and telling me how he wants a family and can't wait to have a kid with me, my boyfriend was relieved when I got a negative home test, saying he's not ready for kids yet. I took another test this morning. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
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ohcoolstorybro 14
You should have brought him To chuckie cheese and told him if he was going to be that immature
uhhSavage 22
He did act like a asshole, but it takes two to make a baby. You knew he didn't like the idea of fatherhood, yet neither one of you took the precautions of preventing it.
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Comments (210)
avaeba 14
Lawyer up and sue him for child support. It takes two people to make a baby. And if he keeps that attitude keep your kid away from him. There's no reason to allow his irresponsibility to punish your child.
acerima 11
News flash. If the father is pay child support the mother can not take the child away. My ex did that, thinking me being in the army would be a bad influence on my daughter. A couple of hours in lawyer fees straightened her attitude out quick enough.
Saikon1357 25
If I ever got my gf pregnant. I'd sure as hell be there to help raise our son/daughter. I'm not ready to be a father yet, but I like the idea.
armonicavita 13
I'm confused.. If you knew this before hand.. Why did you continue to date him and have sex with him knowing he wouldn't stick around If you were to become pregnant?
Ziggy122 15
Wow. What a douchenozzle.
MandieL 27
YDI for telling him over the phone.
NSN82 13
OP never said whether or not they used protection, so stop with all the, "You deserve it for not using protection," comments. Her pregnancy could be the result of a broken condom, failed birth control, or a combination of the two. Also, sex isn't something that is meant exclusively for people who want kids. If that were the case, then couples would stop having sex once they hit 40. Accidents can happen no matter how cautious you are.
Lilo4life 26
Don't have sex if your not mature enough for the consequences. Or not sure how to put a condom on.
acerima 11
Dude's a tool! Whether or not he ever mans up is anyone's guess. I'm just sorry that asswipe is trying to leave you in this position. Maybe one day he'll understand what it means to be responsible.
toaster012 17
Ass.
WeskersSexslave 15
that's why abortion clinics were established