Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, after months of trying for a baby and telling me how he wants a family and can't wait to have a kid with me, my boyfriend was relieved when I got a negative home test, saying he's not ready for kids yet. I took another test this morning. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
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ohcoolstorybro 14
You should have brought him To chuckie cheese and told him if he was going to be that immature
uhhSavage 22
He did act like a asshole, but it takes two to make a baby. You knew he didn't like the idea of fatherhood, yet neither one of you took the precautions of preventing it.
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Comments (210)
beckilynn77_fml 8
Telling someone they're going to be a daddy is something you do face to face. Not over the phone or in a text. That just tells me your relationship wasn't really all that serious in the first place :-( sorry
Champignon_fml 19
If you already knew your boyfriend doesn't want kids, why on earth would you tell him the news over the phone instead of in person?
starw0lf 31
It's tough to tell from these short FML's, but maybe the boyfriend had a vascectomy? It could be one of those rare cases where he healed back up and was able to get his girlfriend pregnant but is thinking there is no way that could happen. Or, he could just be running away from the situation completely.
ozpunker 20
One possible solution... Rhymes with shmashmortion.
stargirl_95 24
You're forgetting about the other two. One rhymes with shmashoption and the other rhymes with shmasheep the baby.
onorexveritas 23
should've thought about having sex with him then
brittyboo123 35
That sucks. Sorry OP.
GoodLookingGeese 10
*loooooongeeeeer......
thapora 8
Sooo ur dumping him right?
Attaru 8
You should have just told him you did well and passed a test, and asked if he was proud and happy for you? When he says yes and asks what kind of test it was, be like, oh you know, just a pregnancy test! Then Ashton Kutcher, will randomly appear and yell BURN
markuskind 7
Give it time. Maybe hes in shock