Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML
Today, my grandma posted an embarrassing childhood photo on my school's events page. I told her everyone could see it, and asked if she could take it down. She freaked and commented on it, apologizing for posting it. Now I feel guilty for embarrassing her, and it's still on the page. FML
Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with, "Liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
Today, I deleted my account on social media and changed my name, all because I posted something hilariously inappropriate, and everybody laughed except one lady. My followers savagely jumped to my defense against this "one lady". I had to tell people to stop roasting my grandma. FML
Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML
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Top comments
lex1459 38
I think it's time you went back to not being her Facebook friend.
guitardude69 11
That's pretty harsh, fyl.
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Comments (71)
ZombieSazza 34
Sounds like my Father and his side of my family..... You should use the good old block button and ban hammer her ass!
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Time to unfriend Grandma.
redstone7693 29
Ha
redstone7693 29
That was funny
redstone7693 29
3
yellowaholic 25
Well doesn't she sound like a bucket of sugar.
really_meow 7
Relatives on Facebook= constant headaches. I recommend having a throwaway account just for dealing with their bs and then another with a nickname instead of ur real name, that way u can use it for friends, dating, whatever... so u can avoid everyone knowing about ur batshite grandma lol. Sympathies.
really_meow 7
Also you can add her to your restricted or limited profile list, so she can't be all up in ur biznaz. Doesn't sound like someone who should be allowed to anyway!
cxex 23
Yo Gramma is a ho. Unfriending time.
Crazafon 19
Someone is about to get blocked on Facebook!