Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML
Today, my grandma posted an embarrassing childhood photo on my school's events page. I told her everyone could see it, and asked if she could take it down. She freaked and commented on it, apologizing for posting it. Now I feel guilty for embarrassing her, and it's still on the page. FML
Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with, "Liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
Today, I deleted my account on social media and changed my name, all because I posted something hilariously inappropriate, and everybody laughed except one lady. My followers savagely jumped to my defense against this "one lady". I had to tell people to stop roasting my grandma. FML
Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML
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Top comments
lex1459 38
I think it's time you went back to not being her Facebook friend.
guitardude69 11
That's pretty harsh, fyl.
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Comments (71)
Omniprism 15
Delete. I would defriend her.
boo714 15
haha reminds me of mine
worldclassrager 41
Well your not a favorite in her book..but either way just upload the pics to your account or upload them to her account when she's not around...
TogeBara 12
call her a rusty old battle axe and THEN defriend.
kwan_wendy 9
I learnt thru that too but slightly diff. My bf mum controls what I wrote in my fb so I delete her n block her. Lesson learnt, nv add your family members or partner family members or relatives too unless they respect is ur fb n what you wrote in your own fb
thebomb553 5
Damn
fallen_dragonkin 12
just unfriend and block the woman, don't even talk to her
Zebediabolical 45
How sweet. Your grams fits in on the internet!
nolefan 15
Unfriend that Bitch
chosha_fml 27
Annnnnd, unfriend! In fact, this may be a job for the block button.