Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I played a harmless joke on my neighbors by pointing a laser pointer out of my window onto their wall. Apparently, my neighbors don't take jokes lightly as one of the sons pointed at my window while screaming and swearing, then took out a gang bandana and wrapped it around his face. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after my buddies ran away. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I drove home from work, only to find both my next-door neighbours loudly arguing in the middle of my driveway. I got out and asked them what the hell was going on, only to find out one of their inbred kids had put a brick through my back window, and each is claiming the other did it. FML
Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML
Today, I realised just how skewed my reality is when I was pleasantly surprised that teenagers threw eggs at my windows. They usually throw rocks. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into my house instead. FML
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Welshite 39
Take video and call police.
JKROB 16
what did you fo to piss everyone off?
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Comments (59)
Mr_Loudmouth 9
You must suck as a neighbor if everyone is rooting for the demise of your home.
Hiimhaileypotter 52
Or OP doesn't suck as a neighbor, but rather his neighbors suck and are assholes.
Silly_Lilly6969 23
SOUNDS. LIKE. WAR!!!!!
AngryD 9
what a bunch of **** monsters. If someone did that to them they would probably call the cops and complain
thaliah 15
Did you do something to make them all dislike you?
wvcheesehead 13
Get a small .22 pistol, if you shoot just one neighbor in the foot I would wager you will never have to worry about this again.
Xotoolyxo 16
Grow a pair and do something about it.
Llama_Face89 33
The neighborhood doesn't exist anymore...if that had been when I was a kid I'd have three different people dragging me kicking and screaming to drop me at my moms feet.. If nobody was home you can be damn sure they'd put me in a time out themselves until my parents arrived to pass judgement.
Muttley9 13
You should have taken pictures or videos, had the insurance adjuster over and give those idiots the bill... then find a new neighborhood. You really truly don't need to be in with people so poor in spirit as those very obviously are. My most sincere apologies.
HonestAbe500 7
looks like you were *puts on sunglasses* stoned
JokersHQ 21
Wow your neighbors sound like a**holes. I would take the advice that someone else posted here, take a video and show the police