Today, I was about to leave for my honeymoon with my new husband, when he saw my deodorant in my bag. He picked it up and asked what it was. When I said it was deodorant, he gave me a confused look and said, "Girls don't wear deodorant." He actually believed that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying, "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML
Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Today, we went to the mall and my husband picked me out some perfume. When I asked him why he liked that particular one, he responded with, "That's what's the stripper at my bachelor party was wearing." He was completely serious. FML
Today, I woke this morning to my girlfriend asking me how many calories are in her deodorant. FML
Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML
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Top comments
mukduk 21
How did he not notice all of the women's deodorant right next to the men's deodorant in the store?
lulinator 40
Well, it's true. We don't sweat, burp, or fart.
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Comments (83)
Tournesol143 28
Horses sweat, men perspire and women feel the heat. I guess he took that line literally.
ohSNAPyall 27
Women glow.
babygirlprincess 17
I smell like flowers :P
Silk_Routes 14
oh! i c
mds9986 24
Have you considered adoption over actual reproduction with him?
Lostclause 9
Jeez, what's going to happen when you tell him you have to poop?
Barhinder 9
You seem to be in a position to get away with a lot of things with him
Kidjazzin 17
Does he believe we don't poop either?
tiggerdoc 14
Oh come on women poop... Everyone knows it is Kim Jung IL that doesn't poop.
Krwman 8
Actually, what's appalling is the number of people, male and female, who don't think they need it....
Teyros 24
I guess he's really not that observant...
buckdharma 38
I use Right Guard, so only my left pit stinks.
leogachi 15
It's utterly ridiculous that I found that amusing.
im_a_black_guy 10
You not the only one who found it amusing
Anonypus 20
He's a keeper!