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cjy152 This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her newborn son after me. FML

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Bitches be crazy.

Hopefully she didn't name it after the father.

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A few years later, when the kid learns how he got his name, he'll be here on FML, postinf about his FML.

I can only wonder how her new bf is thinking... that's a little over the top. let's just hope it's not yours

I can only wonder how her new bf is thinking... that's a little over the top. let's just hope it's not yours

That´s beyond creepy...

Well, Because you didn't love her she had to grow a version of you that will. :D

well you denied her so she named her baby after you so it can't deny her this time

Move to a different city. Fast!

I see this turning out like that scene from "The Other Guys." Her current boyfriend is going to chase you down the street while yelling at you to have sex with your ex.