Mystery

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out my 19 year-old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year-old guy who cleans our pool. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 487
You deserved it 8 036
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slytherinhouse 0

if he's 45 and screwing your 19-yr-old daughter, then he's not your best friend. the pool guy, eh, at least he's not over twice her age. But still, she sounds like she gets around. at least she's not underage, though. when i worked at a hospital in NC in the medical records department, i can't tell you how many birth certificates i saw for underage moms. one was 12 years old. just be glad she's 19 and not 12. as for your "best friend", if it is his, make sure that SOB is there for his child.

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konpaito 5

I hope it's the 30year old guy. seriously.

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slytherinhouse 0

if he's 45 and screwing your 19-yr-old daughter, then he's not your best friend. the pool guy, eh, at least he's not over twice her age. But still, she sounds like she gets around. at least she's not underage, though. when i worked at a hospital in NC in the medical records department, i can't tell you how many birth certificates i saw for underage moms. one was 12 years old. just be glad she's 19 and not 12. as for your "best friend", if it is his, make sure that SOB is there for his child.

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A83_fml 18

urhm, abortion much? but yes, this truly is a FML. finding out that both your 'best friend' and poolman have been doing your daughter (not simultaneously i hope) must have sucked. (sorry for that innuendo) FYL. GL TC HF. kthxbai.

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Krissmerida 0

oh crap! that sucks! daughter is a little bit of a ****!

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canitbe 0

so what time and date is this gonna be muary

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lickmyjock 0

Congrats, you have raised a *****.

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VeryNice329 0

this picture is so much better than the last one you had with that glass. haha it makes you look like a really tiny guy.

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Captain_Cupcake 0

"Today, I found out my daughter is a *****, my pool cleaner is really a male prostitute, and my best friend is trying to become a part of my family. FML."

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Anaxes 5

That pic is from The Best Page in the Universe, from our lord Maddox.

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emmanizzer 6

ha and i bet you used to call her your little pumpkin angel. or maybe you didn't and that's the problem....

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dugumit 0

she likes 'em old and she likes 'em poor.

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VeryNice329 0

poor? who is poor?

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