Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Mystery
Today, I found out my 19 year-old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year-old guy who cleans our pool. FML
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slytherinhouse 0
if he's 45 and screwing your 19-yr-old daughter, then he's not your best friend. the pool guy, eh, at least he's not over twice her age. But still, she sounds like she gets around. at least she's not underage, though. when i worked at a hospital in NC in the medical records department, i can't tell you how many birth certificates i saw for underage moms. one was 12 years old. just be glad she's 19 and not 12. as for your "best friend", if it is his, make sure that SOB is there for his child.
konpaito 5
I hope it's the 30year old guy. seriously.
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siggy34 0
ha I'd shoot both your friend and pool guy. that's ****** up
marylovesyou8D 7
you're cute! (:
shhhitsasecret 0
mmhmmm. :)
chimshar 0
your daughter is a *****.
yesseniaaa 0
lmao at 33 haha. fyl for having a ***** for a daughter.
LoVesg12 0
that's just disgusting....FYL
rubyliu8420 7
I'd castrate your best friend no matter who the father is.
Oriyn 0
YDI. You raised a tramp, introduced her to your best friend, and hired someone besides a college kid to clean your pool. Yeah....SOMETHING got cleaned all right...
jizzmode 0
I bet your daughter's a mermaid who screwed Mr. Pool Man & they will have darling half-tuna mercury-mutated babies that you can harvest & sell to Japan for a quick buck, so don't be sad
itz_towelie 6
if she's a mermaid where'd he stick it in? that tail thing isn't like pants, it doesn't come off.
jizzmode 0
Well how do you think T-Pain did it :O
allmidnighteyes 11
it was in her armpit. GOD, haven't you ever ****** a mermaid before? This stuff is elementary knowledge.
sesp61289 0
YDI for raising a *****. and having perv friends.
mayhemxphoto 0
control your daughter.
sabiancymbol 1
kick her ass