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Today, I found out my 19 year-old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year-old guy who cleans our pool. FML

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slytherinhouse 0

16 June 2010, 09:16

if he's 45 and screwing your 19-yr-old daughter, then he's not your best friend. the pool guy, eh, at least he's not over twice her age. But still, she sounds like she gets around. at least she's not underage, though. when i worked at a hospital in NC in the medical records department, i can't tell you how many birth certificates i saw for underage moms. one was 12 years old. just be glad she's 19 and not 12. as for your "best friend", if it is his, make sure that SOB is there for his child.

konpaito 5

16 June 2010, 09:08

I hope it's the 30year old guy. seriously.

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nofriends28 0

16 June 2010, 09:55

Its soooo much worse for your 'best friend' to have been sleeping with her. No matter what you should never treat him as a friend ever again. I can't blame a 30 year old pool guy for hooking up with a hot, willing, 19 year old girl. Its not like guys that are still cleaning pools at 30 are usually mature responsible adults, with nothing in common with 19 year olds. He probably is less mature than your daughter. In the end there is one word of advice I have for you. And I really mean it. ABORTION.

SirtTerrythe3rd 0

16 June 2010, 09:58

you stay classy San Diego...

Faleni 4

16 June 2010, 09:59

that sucks!!! she's my age!! hope everything turns out ok. and don't listen to the whole your daughters a ***** crap we all make mistakes. just try not to kill which ever guy that did it.

Anaxes 5

16 June 2010, 13:26

Everyone makes mistakes. Not everyone makes pathetic mistakes that screw the lives of everyone involved.

Faleni 4

16 June 2010, 19:50

first of all it isn't fair to put all the blame on her it takes two, and if that grown ass man decided he wanted it he should have thought long and hard about not only the consequenses but the fact that this is his beat friends daughter. yes it was a mistake but I wouldn't say it was pathetic more like unfortunate.

saralizbeth 0

16 June 2010, 10:08

y'all need to stop with the nasty lookin hooha talk. #1 she is young and obviously made some mistakes... # 2 she got taken advantage of by some older men... #3 she needs support no matter what the situation... and b4 the comments come in I'm a 26 year old married woman with no kids... i just hope that i can support mine in the future when they make bad decisions(which is inevitable)