Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Mystery
Today, I found out my 19 year-old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year-old guy who cleans our pool. FML
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slytherinhouse 0
if he's 45 and screwing your 19-yr-old daughter, then he's not your best friend. the pool guy, eh, at least he's not over twice her age. But still, she sounds like she gets around. at least she's not underage, though. when i worked at a hospital in NC in the medical records department, i can't tell you how many birth certificates i saw for underage moms. one was 12 years old. just be glad she's 19 and not 12. as for your "best friend", if it is his, make sure that SOB is there for his child.
konpaito 5
I hope it's the 30year old guy. seriously.
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Chocolatebunny87 0
that is ****** up I blame the daughter nasty azz girl
cyqt 0
derp derp you raised a ***** a befriended a perv
aron33 2
ydi for not rasing your daughter probably
romaz 0
*daughter.
sloop_fml 0
best friend, heh
penguin27 0
ewww...
TextingJuliet 0
I smell an abc family drama that will only be semi interesting for the first season then totally jump the shark! anybody agree?
summer99 0
dig at the Secret Life? totally agree, that show went downhill.
shadowsbane 0
Oh God that is nasty. Maury indeed. "Miguel the pool cleaner, you are NOT the father!"
StingrayV 0
I guess she digs older men. Too bad she didn't take any pointers from other young girls and pick one with quite a large sum of money. Hooray for stupidity.
comatoast 0
ydi for having a ******* ***** for a daughter. I'd ask you to give her my number, but having sex with her would be like throwing a pencil down a hallway.