Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Mystery
Today, I found out my 19 year-old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year-old guy who cleans our pool. FML
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slytherinhouse 0
if he's 45 and screwing your 19-yr-old daughter, then he's not your best friend. the pool guy, eh, at least he's not over twice her age. But still, she sounds like she gets around. at least she's not underage, though. when i worked at a hospital in NC in the medical records department, i can't tell you how many birth certificates i saw for underage moms. one was 12 years old. just be glad she's 19 and not 12. as for your "best friend", if it is his, make sure that SOB is there for his child.
konpaito 5
I hope it's the 30year old guy. seriously.
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Comments (157)
anongrl5846 19
lol oooooooook
anongrl5846 19
ooooooook
dragonmystik3030 0
spit roast by the pool maybe??
Anaxes 5
OH NOEZ! THINK OF TEH BAHBY! It's ok pro-lifers, I've done your work for you.
redtigerlily 5
your friend iis a sexual predator
dbs_fml 0
I've come to clean zeee poool!
Mystical_Toaster 0
actually I'm the father, I'm 6 foot 9 inches with a bat. come get it bitch >:)
Laxer21 0
a little older and it could be Paris hilton
toast1b 0
Hooray for great parenting
redneckbabe38618 0
i'll say it cuz no one else prolly would but ma'am ur daughter is a *****
Howulikeit 0
I think everybody got it covered
manbizzle 1
OP is the dad.