Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Mystery
Today, I found out my 19 year-old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year-old guy who cleans our pool. FML
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slytherinhouse 0
if he's 45 and screwing your 19-yr-old daughter, then he's not your best friend. the pool guy, eh, at least he's not over twice her age. But still, she sounds like she gets around. at least she's not underage, though. when i worked at a hospital in NC in the medical records department, i can't tell you how many birth certificates i saw for underage moms. one was 12 years old. just be glad she's 19 and not 12. as for your "best friend", if it is his, make sure that SOB is there for his child.
konpaito 5
I hope it's the 30year old guy. seriously.
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afllegend 0
so I'm guessing you need a new pool guy? ;) PS what time is your daughter home?
suzyperez 0
gross!!!!!!
taylorlee7 0
ewwwwww lol that's gross
Lady_Bow 4
YDI for the lack of parenting there. You definitely should have taught her how it's not good to do gross things like that.
cme17 0
Pool Man... You are the father! I'm rooting for the pool man here, i mean, you'll get your pool cleaned for free!
Felecorr 0
Good parenting bro. If you don't whoop her ass, cut her off, or kick her out, you may as well go kill yourself bro. YOU HAVE FAILED~~
kroms001_fml 0
I really wanted toarry her, but she said no... we will still "date" though... your daughter is hot!
veilinne 0
Meh ... I'd just set her hair on fire and be done with it.
emjay09 0
ydi for not teachin your daughter better
xine10 0
ew man! u should definitely kill both of them!