Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Mystery
Today, I found out my 19 year-old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year-old guy who cleans our pool. FML
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slytherinhouse 0
if he's 45 and screwing your 19-yr-old daughter, then he's not your best friend. the pool guy, eh, at least he's not over twice her age. But still, she sounds like she gets around. at least she's not underage, though. when i worked at a hospital in NC in the medical records department, i can't tell you how many birth certificates i saw for underage moms. one was 12 years old. just be glad she's 19 and not 12. as for your "best friend", if it is his, make sure that SOB is there for his child.
konpaito 5
I hope it's the 30year old guy. seriously.
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ll_britrz_69 0
niiiice ;P basically no matter who the dad is they both screwed you daughter xD
hadabaddayxoxo 0
no offense but your daughter is a **** and those guys are pedophiles. get a new best friend
arc794 0
Pedo bear approves.
roxy22_fml 0
ew what a skankbag
phishlips 0
It's the pool guy. It's always the f!cking pool guy.
aardvarkish 17
Silly me, I forgot to ask earlier: Is she hot?
maddie1 0
thats gross! :o that *****!!!
myhairynutsack 0
I'm hard. I want a piece of that.
FrEaKiNg_AwEsOmE 0
disgusting on so many levels
Hahaurmother 0
I wanna go next