Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Mystery
Today, I found out my 19 year-old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year-old guy who cleans our pool. FML
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slytherinhouse 0
if he's 45 and screwing your 19-yr-old daughter, then he's not your best friend. the pool guy, eh, at least he's not over twice her age. But still, she sounds like she gets around. at least she's not underage, though. when i worked at a hospital in NC in the medical records department, i can't tell you how many birth certificates i saw for underage moms. one was 12 years old. just be glad she's 19 and not 12. as for your "best friend", if it is his, make sure that SOB is there for his child.
konpaito 5
I hope it's the 30year old guy. seriously.
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babyydolly 0
don't worry about people calling your daughter a *****. I'm 19 & have a baby. of course the gig isn't old but still. he helps me out a lot. & my baby helped me settle down & take life seriously! &**** WHOEVER SAID ABORTION!! damn baby killers!! you obviously are so miserable with your life! don't fucken tell her what to do!!
doggiemcwoofwoof 2
that is def a FYL
jesbar95 10
YDI for rasing a ***** who ***** guys twice her age.
jesbar95 10
YDI for raisng a *****
Chazzster 32
So it seems that “abstinence” didn’t really work out. I bet you wish now that she had been on birth control… Seriously, humans are sexual beings. You have to be willfully blind not to recognize that. You can wish you daughter were a vestal virgin, but she has a life of her own. The smart thing is to equip your children with the knowledge of how to prevent unwanted pregnancy and the means to do so.
ittybittyannie 12
YDI for having a shitty relationship with your child
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Your best friends a predator bud drop them