Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Mystery
Today, I found out my 19 year-old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year-old guy who cleans our pool. FML
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slytherinhouse 0
if he's 45 and screwing your 19-yr-old daughter, then he's not your best friend. the pool guy, eh, at least he's not over twice her age. But still, she sounds like she gets around. at least she's not underage, though. when i worked at a hospital in NC in the medical records department, i can't tell you how many birth certificates i saw for underage moms. one was 12 years old. just be glad she's 19 and not 12. as for your "best friend", if it is his, make sure that SOB is there for his child.
konpaito 5
I hope it's the 30year old guy. seriously.
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kaylaaaXD 0
thats pretty gross...its probably gunna be the pool guy though. ha
fakename23 0
hey who knows mabe the father is me... gigity
hilmithecar 0
I bet the pool guy is hot.
blockhead428 0
Sounds like a parenting fail. Shoulda beat your kids more.
bonafide1201 5
I got next lmao wow thats horrible
skylarbee 8
you raised your daughter well...
blooglekoogle 0
ewwww
Leftieswillrule 3
disown. leave her on the ******* street that ****
ShaggyMoFo 0
your daughter's a hoe!!!!
delicatedarkness 0
maury over here.…